Software shouldn't guess.Thealphabotz doesn't either.
We build Telegram bots and developer tools used by thousands. Open source, minimal, and obsessively fast — driven by context, intent, and a long-standing love of the craft.
Quietly shipping.
Loudly working.
No changelog spam. Just the few things worth knowing about, in the order they happened.
- 01Live nowSira · Live now
Sira can now play meme sounds
Tag Sira or address her with 'play', 'sound', or 'sfx'. She also drops random meme SFX based on context.
Read - 02Shipping soonAlpha Share · Forthcoming
Request Fsub functionality
A new AlphaShare update is on the way with Request Fsub. Suggest more in the comments — coming, not shipped.
Read - 03Always onReviJs · Always
ReviJs is fully open source under MIT
Like AlphaShare, ReviJs is open source. Inspect, fork, ship — github.com/utkarshdubey2008/Revijs.
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Bots and tools, in production.
A small, opinionated catalogue. Each one solves a real problem, then disappears out of your way.
Sira
A modern AI assistant for groups & DMs. Web search, writing, coding, memory across chats, inline mode, plus games — WordSeek, Word Chain, Flag Quiz, leaderboards.
- @SiraAiBot
- Inline mode
- Memory
- Group games
ReviJs
Your React app is invisible to Google — we fixed that, for free. Live middleware, smart cache, SEO scoring, meta injection, sitemap, deploy CLI. MIT.
- npm i @revijs/core
- 100% local
- SEO score / page
- Vite plugin
Kawai Music
Mood-based song recommendations, cleaner UI, less spam, up to 9 hours of uninterrupted streaming. Multi-platform. Fast. Minimal. Powerful.
- @deltamusicrobot
- Mood recs
- 9h streams
- Multi-platform
Alpha File Share
Quality Upload Mode auto-detects resolution & rip type, groups files, and produces clean links. Batch episode sorting, FloodWait resume, retry logic.
- Quality upload
- Episode sort
- MongoDB admins
- MIT
A studio of two ideas: ship less, mean more.
Thealphabotz started in 2020 as a single Telegram bot. Five years later it is a small collection of products used by communities, indie developers, and engineers who want their tools to disappear and just work.
Everything we ship is free. Most of it is open source. All of it is built with the same quiet rule: context first, intent second, and craft underneath.
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Drop into the Telegram channel for releases, or open an issue on GitHub. We answer.